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William: "My tag has an American flag on it!" Raechal: "That's because it was made in America." William: Wow!" Raechal: "Yeah, that's cool, you live in America!" William: "Wow! I live in America!!"
William: "Hey Mom! Did you know Brownie is 3!?" Raechal: "Yes. He doen't turn 4 until December." William: "No! He turns 4 on his birthday!"
William: "When I take your legos I say that's an accident. When I kick or hit someone, that's on purpose."
Natalie: "God made me crazy."
Raechal: "How many clementines DiD you eat?" Natalie: "Four!" Raechal: "Four?!! Natalie, next time you need to be more frugal and only eat 1." Natalie: "I am frugal because I love fruit!"
William: "Can I have a toothpick please?" Raechal: "No." William: "Then I am asking for one for Christmas."
Raechal: "Natalie, you'd better quit talking about what gifts you bought everyone or you will ruin your surprise." Natalie: "Mom. Can I have some Gorilla Tape for my mouth please."
Raechal: "The meal worm's dead William." William:"I know. I am just covering him up." Raechal:"Are you burying him?" William:"No. He doesn't like to be cold at night."
Sam to Natalie(In Time Out):"You're not suppose to be talking in time out." William: "Yeah, I'm gonna tell Coda on you."
Brianna: "Can I look up baby names that mean 'peaceful'?"
William to Natalie in the van: "Stop saying those things! You're making me nervous!"
Natalie:"I want to name the baby Lilly."
Sam:"What do you think our baby will be?" Brianna:"A girl!" Raechal:"Another Natalie?" Brianna:"No! I am trainning this one before she turns 1!"
Brianna: "They executed Nate's blood." Raechal: "It's not executed! It's extracted!"
William: "I want to go to the moon." Raechal: "Why do you want to go to the moon?" William: "Because I want to jump off."
Raechal to Brie: "Do you know what plastic surgery is?" Brianna: "Yes! It is when you have part of your body removed and that part is replaced with plastic."
William : "I don't want my dinner! It's BORING!"
Nate : "Tomorrow I am going to be 9!" Natalie: "Hey Nate! When we got you, you were zero!"
William : "What does 'actually' mean?"
William : "Mommy, you have an owie on your eye. You need some cream. You can go downstairs and get it."
Nate to Natalie :"You need Grammar lessons. Do you know what that is? It teaches you how to talk." Natalie(Her quick minded self): "Can you teach me a lesson today!"

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